Make a splash
Even though I always made it clear that I only used the place for its swimming pool, people often seemed a tiny surprised when I told them I had a gym membership. I’m not out of shape, so I wonder if their reaction was down to the fact that I have a beard and somewhat wild hair. I’d be the first to admit that – especially when accompanied by the sizeable flares I invariably wear in my landlocked life – it’s not a look that suggests aquatic dynamism. Nonetheless, for the last three and a half years, I have triumphed ...
