‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ recap: The Return of the Ring
Okay, let’s just get this out of the way fast: Kim hop skipped over to the lesbian side for a brief dalliance with an attractive DJ named Tracy. They met at a party, the woman wanted to remix Kandi’s Kim’s song, they stayed up all night jamming (read: smoking Newports and Googling Kim Zolciak), and they both wear red shoes. How could you not have sex after an evening like that? But Kim, who values discretion and dignity above all else, even Mad Dog, doesn’t comprehend why people are always trying to get up in her business. “We had sex, okay, great,” she groaned, so very bored of America’s appetite for tacky. “Quiver!”
How dare Sheree and Cynthia try to trick Tracy into opening her mouth at the nonsensical drag racing event. How dare Tracy overstep her bounds — she is Kim’s greatest fan, mind you, not her friend — and risk answering any of those hornet women’s questions. Kim could not twirl her wig or crack her gum hard enough with her lesbian lover — fan! — in the room. God, just get over it people. Who she has sex with is none of our business. She’d rather speak about the music.
Atlanta’s More Talented certainly took their hits this episode. While Jan Smith rallied for the rights of music, Sheree’s acting coach tried to get her to feel something akin to human emotion. Sheree looked at her blankly upon news of a two-week run in a local play. Then her face curdled upon news that she would not be paid for her efforts. Then it went empty again when she was told her coach had set up a meeting with some agents. “Very tiny excites me,” Sheree tried explaining. “Is something wrong with me?” (You know what really left her cold? That second play she was in, the one about the…, um, hmm, you know the one where she played a…, yikes, anyone remember that play?)
The meeting with the agents did not go quite as planned. It was really shady — they expected her to read lines off a script and act and stuff. “Anyone have any questions for Sheree?” the head agent wondered, looking around at his couch of stunned colleagues after Sheree’s performance of pauses and cartoonishly raised eyebrows. “I think we are good,” he said, backing the woman slowly out the door. At least she had better luck on the race track. Kandi had been doing her fair share of smack talk, but it turns out her Mercedes was no match for Sheree’s Aston Martin. In the end, I think both women probably revved it up to 35 mph. I’m still not sure why they were racing in the first place, but at least it got NeNe out of the house.
NEXT: Peter and NeNe throw down!
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